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How old is Miley Cyrus?

Holy Miley Cyrus... when did you turn 40? Girl, you know I adore you and have been a HUGE supporter of you crossing over into adulthood... even going slutty. I'm fine with you growing up. I'll defend you to no end. But tonight at the Billboard Music Awards..... you look old. Like cougar old. I mean a really good looking cougar but... you're not 40. not even close. It's mostly the hair.. and the shoulder pads... and the.... shit girl are you even wearing clothes. It looks like you just rolled out of bed with Liam, threw on your white blazer a bit of jewelry, a pair of Louboutin's (granted a great pair) and forgot everything else. Did you look in the mirror? 

Balenciaga Makes a Great Suit

Or maybe Zac Efron wears suits great. That's probably it. But either way... HAWT. He wore Balenciaga to the NYC premiere  of The Lucky One... and let me just say... perfection. I love any guy who can rock a suit to perfection. Well... and I just love any guy who is Zac Efron. 

What's up Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas is that really you?? Look at those abs... swoon! Stop thinking I'm creepy... he's not a little JoBro anymore. He's 22! I can drool over him all I want. And I want I want I want! HAWT HAWT HAWT. 

Rumor has it he spent his Coachella time with the adorable Emma Roberts. (I super covet her hair right now) But don't get any ideas.. She's back on with GLEE's Chord Overstreet (love!). And let me say BEST looking young couple in Hollywood right now! 

Zac Efron will always be my number 1

Even getting punkd he is HAWT. This is HI-larious! a MUST watch!

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Zac and Lily. Dating Proof.

You have most likely heard the rumors that Zac Efron and Lily Collins are dating. But I have proof! Now most of you may not consider this picture proof, but it's the best you get in Hollywood these days. These celebs have gotten really sneaky at not being seen out together if they don't want it out that they're dating. I mean... why does no one have a picture of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West together? We all know they're dating and frequenting the same hangouts.. but their security is great at making sure they leave separately. Makes my job difficult. So that's why I call this proof. Well this and the Ellen show clip of Zac talking about his Valentines Day dinner date at his house coupled with the pic of Lily leaving his house the next morning. And can it just be noted that this girl has previously dated Taylor Lautner and Nick Jonas? I was irritated until I saw her in Mirror Mirror. Super talented! I approve!

My New Summer Anthem

Okay Selena... I get what you see in them.
What Makes You Beautiful is so super catchy... welcome to my new summer anthem.
I would also like it noted that they are all in their 20's.

Q: Who is Niall Horan?

A: He will be the boy who breaks up Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber.

I'm calling it right now. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber will break up all because of the Irish kid in One Direction. The rumors are going around like crazy about a confrontation between Justin and Niall at the KCA's about Niall flirting with Selena. So you're wondering.. why does this make me think Justin and Selena will break up? There is no way that Niall is that stupid to be flirting with Justin Bieber's girlfriend. Have you seen the crazy that can happen when a bunch of JB fans start defending him. No one wants to be on the receiving end of the Beliebers hate. So I jump to the conclusion that Selena was flirting with Niall. (his name really irritates me.. can we just call him Neil? Neil it will be) Neil must be more interesting then the Biebs or else Selena is just a super slut, either way... bye bye Justin and Selena.
Need more proof? Check out Selena going craaaaaazy during the One Direction KCA performance.. (And yes, you do see Ashley Tisdale and Taylor Swift loving One Direction as well)

KCA 2012: One Direction, "What Makes You Beautiful"
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I really can't explain why I love him.

Luke Worrall.

Every time I hear his name or see his picture my heart skips a beat.... and I really don't know why. He is by no means a Zac Efron. But still there's something about him... he is so soooo uniquely gorgeous.





Maybe it takes me back to my high school days and my unexplainable LOOOOVE for Sid Vicious. Luke Worrall does have a very Sid Vicious-y vibe... with out the whole drug and death thing..

*sigh* whatever the reason...

I AM IN LOVE.

Chad Dylan Cooper... but it's more about Cody Linley

Thank you Cody Linley for giving up the new Disney movie, Starstruck, to my love Chad Dylan Cooper... oh I'm sorry, I mean Sterling Knight. I am so excited to see him in something other than Sonny with a Chance.... Although I hope my love for Sterling Knight goes beyond his character Chad Dylan Cooper.... needless to say I am anxiously awaiting the release of Starstruck.

But Cody Linley... have you just screwed yourself by turning down a movie from the company which made you a star? Once you turn your back on Disney you can never go back (take note Miley). Some would say BIG mistake. I, myself, think you have the potential to make it outside of a Disney career. You did well on Dancing with the Stars ...and I'm not talking about your dancing, it's your personality that will set you apart from the rest and help you to move beyond Disney. The only other thing you need to escape Disney is a GREAT career move.... and you seem to have found yours. Why Cody Linley I hear you are moving to the Great White Way.... BROADWAY! (and i heard you turned down Starstruck for it) Smart smart smart move. Cody Linley will be reprising the role originally played in 1974 by John Travolta in the remake of Over Here! Can't WAIT to see where you will go next!

A new kind of love.

Robert Pattinson at his BEST

Remember Me in HD

Trailer Park MySpace Video

They clean up so well!

As hot as we all like to think he is, when snapped by the paps, Robert Pattinson looks... well, dirty and gross to put it nicely. And his costar (and rumored off screen love) Kristen Stewart is not much better, especially with the Joan Jett hair cut. But as dirty as these two usually look in real life, they sure clean up well for the mags. And with the New Moon premiere fast approaching we'll be sure to see more of them the way we like: Stunningly Gorgeous!

He's more than that hair.

As we all know Zac Efron is currently in Vancouver finishing up his latest film The Death and Life of Charlie St Cloud. What we don't know is much about how he spends his off time while there as he's done a good job at staying away from the paps. We catch the rare glimpses of him and Vanessa at dinner or shopping... oh and there was those adorable pics from when he took his young costar to a hockey game. But in the back of your mind you wonder is this for show...for publicity? Maybe, but here's a story that no paps caught was not done for publicity at all. This is why I love Zac Efron:

(This from Covenant House Vancouver which works with homeless and at risk youth living on Vancouver streets. Covenant House Vancouver exists for those young people for whom there is often no one else - young people who have either willingly fled physical, emotional and/or sexual abuse or those who have been forced from their homes.)

"Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens walked by our building at Drake & Seymore in Vancouver the other day. A young man (we'll call him James) who has been staying in our crisis shelter was standing outside. Zac said hello, and he stopped to talk. James loves movies, he dreams of being an actor. If he can turn it around, he's like to pursue acting one day. And Zac took the time to chat and hear his story, very directly asking James why he was at Covenant House, and James answered honestly, sharing details about his experience on the street as Zac listened intently.

When their conversation came to and end, James was hoping for an autograph. Zac wasn't carrying anything with him so they said goodbye and he left...only the next day, a package was delivered to James at Covenant House Vancouver and inside the package was a photo and on the photo Zac had written a personal message to James, with kindness and compassion, encouraging him to stick with his program at Covenant House and signing Love, Zac.

You cannot imagine how excited James is. Yes, it was cool to meet a celebrity, yes it was cool to get his autograph, but it's even cooler that Zac not only remembered his name, but kept thinking about him afterwards, thought about it enough to make sure James received his note.

Sometimes that's all it takes.

One of the most common sentiments I've heard from out kids is that they "don't want to fee invisible" anymore. It's the lack of eye contact, it's they way we look away from them, even when they're not asking for anything, it's the constant shunning that hurts the most.

Zac Efron stopped at a crisis shelter and showed a lot of respect to someone his own age at the opposite end of the life lottery. Never mind celebrities, not many civilians would bother to do the same.

Thank you Zac Efron."

In a world where most people turn away from the homeless and don't show them any amount of decency Zac Efron comes along and shows more compassion than most of us give to our closest friends and family. I hope people can realize that they don't have to be a celebrity to be human. Zac Efron, thank you, for reminding me how one small act of kindness can make a world of difference.

Now we know it's true, you CAN be gorgeous inside and out!

THIS. IS. BEASTLY.

BEASTLY

Forget Vanessa Hudgens (although I don't think she will completely suck in this movie) There are three simple reasons why Beastly will be a MUST see: NPH - MKO - ARP

#1 Neil Patrick Harris - I have been a fan since the days of Dougie (yes, I am that old) As soon as he signed on to this film it sealed the deal for me. When I first saw his "comeback" in the White Castle I was floored. This kid is funny... soooo funny. This film is more serious and I am interested to see how NPH handles it so far everything he does he owns at. In Beastly he will play a blind tutor named Will Fratalli who helps and bonds with a teen who is shellshocked after being turned into a hideous young man.

#2 Mary-Kate Olsen - I have been a fan of the Olsen twins since their tween movie/tv show days so people who know me might not trust this opinion. So go watch Weeds or The Wackness and she'll prove to you that she is a fantastically quirky actress. Aaand absolutely perfect for the part of Kendra Hilferty who puts a curse on her ex-boyfriend (played by the gorgeous ARP) turning him into everything he dispises. She will make one fantastic witch.

#3 Alex Rider (Pettyfer) - Okay, okay his name is really just Alex Pettyfer but I first fell in LOVE with him when he was the lead in Alex Rider - Stormbreaker (best described as a Brittish "Spy Kids") I saw his potential back then and now he's popping up everywhere. He is super gorge and has been most successful as a model all around the world (credits include Burberry, Ralph Lauren, and GAP) He plays the Beast... I'm interested to see him try his hand at serious acting, but until I have something to judge him by my love for Alex Rider (Pettyfer) will be purely physical. And here is why:

The Vampire Diaries

Gossip Girl meets Twilight

about a human high school girl who is torn between two vampire brothers...

Have we had enought now? First Dracula, then The Lost Boys, then Buffy, and Angel, then Twilight, True Blood...and now this?? At least the boys are hot...

really.... do vampires and trees just go together or something?

Robert Pattinson who?

Oh. Em. Gee.
Xavier Samuel you are hot? Well this is a pleasant surprise. But I think calling you hot is putting it lightly... now to break it down..

Lets start with that smile... you almost put my Dave Franco(below) to shame... (almost)

Ok and the hair... 100% beat out RPatz on that one. I know everyone is always all about the RPatz hair... but really it usually just looks dirty. Xam on the other hand... RPatz should take a lesson from you.

Oh and then that almost Zefron style.. only a little more rugged. Um and a GUITAR! ...be still my heart if you can sing....! In conclusion let me just say that on top of all this you are 25 but don't look it. Could you be my perfect man? Still not convinced he's a step above RPatz or Zefron? Oh fine i will let you all in on a little tid bit that will seal the deal. Yes ladies and (some) gentlemen, he's a Kiwi.. with a beautifully heart stopping Australian accent! Done and done.

My GUILTIEST pleasure!!!

NYC Prep

I can't stop watching NYC Prep (Bravo TV's real-life Gossip Girl) And especially can't stop watching PC and Jessie (mostly PC) and not in the way I couldn't stop watching The Hills and Heidi and Spencer.. Speidi was just cringe worthy, especially Spencer.... ugh Spencer is NOT a character you love to hate... just hate.

PC and Jessie on the other hand (who, by the way, were supposed to be to NYC Prep what Speidi is to The Hills) are fantastically real, spoiled, selfish, at times downright bitchy, upper east side rich kids. But they have honesty and ambition and heart, the 3 things missing from the Speidi combination.. plus their (potentially fag/hag) banter is fantastic.

Aaaand they know who they are! I think that's what I love most about PC. He is so self aware (if that's the right word to use here) He says things like "My biggest problem this week was that my tux wasn't tight enough. That's when you know things are good." (when talking about how good he has it compared to most people) Oh and the way they describe everything... PC doesn't simply say "I'm a little impatient" he says "I flush the toilet before I am done peeing. Maybe I am a little impatient."

In one episode PC is invited to a dinner party (hosted by the 16 year old Camille...) He calls everyone "children" all night even going as far as to joke "What do you guys do in your free time? Do you play in the sandbox?" Kelli's response to PC "So because you wear tight pants and say darling, that's maturity? I must have missed that memo." This is 16 year old Kelli who lives in the city BY HERSELF because her parents live in the Hamptons and she didn't want to change schools... who's trying to play adult here?

I think my love of PC comes mostly from his name Peter Carey. Well that and the fact that no one can quite figure out his sexuality and he couldn't care one way or the other. He is completely comfortable and confident in who he is. (could be a result of the amount of time he spends with a therapist "everyone around here has their therapist on speed dial, including myself")

Oh and I also should probably at least mention Sebastian (supposedly the resident hottie) He's only 15 and his opening introductions on the show were like this "Hey I'm Sebastian I live on the Upper East Side and yeah. I hook up a lot." Everyone on the show talks about his hair like he's freaking Zac Efron.. He's not.

Favorite Quotes from NYC Prep:

"Well, my life plan is that in college I'm going to maybe dance. Then, I'm going to become a superstar." - Taylor

"My biggest problem this week was that my tux wasn't tight enough. That's when you know things are good." - PC

"There's a way of selling yourself and there's a way of exposing yourself, and I just wasn't ready for that exposure, I guess. I felt like a prostitute." - Jessie

"If you were a veggie burger, I would so eat you." - PC, to Taylor

"I respect that because if I was a veggie burger I'd probably eat myself too." - Taylor, in response

"How do philosophers get paid? Don't they just, like, think?" - Sebastian

"I didn't really feel, like, threatened by Cole because I didn't really feel like he was a fantastic looking guy." - Sebastian

Aaron Tveit, I Love You

In honor of this weeks opening of Catch Me If You Can here are some (and by some I mean A LOT) pictures of the new love of my life, Aaron Tveit<3

Gossip Girl

Catch Me If You Can